Saturday, January 8, 2011

You Just Wait

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

  • Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
  • Transvestites 133
  • Hernias 1,485
  • Hemeroid Cases 3,172
  • Enlarged Prostates 8,249
  • Breast Implants 59,350
  • Natural Blondes 3

Mirrored from Phil's Fun

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