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Anthony Falbo: The 17th century cadaver conspiracy

Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.  You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for  persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So many years ago  they voted in their own benefit plan.  In more recent years, no congress person has felt the need to  change it. It is, after all, a great plan.

 For all practical purposes their plan works like this:  When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living  adjustments. (computed separately from our adjustments) For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their  wives may expect to draw $7, 800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000 during the last years of their lives.  This is calculated on an average life span for each of those dignitaries. Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.  Their cost for this excellent plan to them is $0.00. NADA!!!  ZILCH!!!    This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds.

From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer), We can expect to get an average of  $1,000 per month after retirement. Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of  $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator Bill Bradley's benefits!  Social Security could be very good if only one small change  were made.  That change would be to jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us. Then sit back.....

This modest proposal has been buzzing around the net in various forms for some time now. When asked about it, representatives immediately propose making apple pie the national dish and studying the feasibility of a kitten-up-the-tree fund. Mention the representative's insurance plan - meet a fellow from Homeland.