First the professional journalist reads the tweet. (just ignore the parody disclaimer on the right) Next, you publish a scathing article, demonstrating your insider connections, metahuman technical insight, and your heartfelt sympathy with the common man. (be sure to toss in a sidebar diddling your owners latest product - that pay review is getting closer) Finally the pay-off. To the blare of martial typewriter music, pneumatic Polly Perky does your story as the lede on tonight's TV news.
Via: Presurfer
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