Showing posts with label Black Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Black Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Sand in your Juristocracy

I found this picture on The PreSurfer. It doesn't have any background information attached, but I think it's another example of due diligence gone wild. If you can sue Google for your failure to look both ways when you cross a street, suing a landowner for sand in your flip-flops, because you weren't properly warned, shouldn't be too difficult. I'm told, by those in the know, that you may laugh/cry about the legal industry, but you'll be glad they're there when it's your turn. Quite true, but what's seldom mentioned is the need for a lawyer often stems from the juristocracy's own rules. Running a business, owning a home, or a death in the family can't be navagated without donating some protection money.

The joke goes like this: There was a small town with a single lawyer. She made a good living helping with wills, settling disputes, giving advice. Generally, she was a valued member of the community. One day, a second lawyer hung out his shingle just down the street.... The punch line? They both got rich.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Not this week

One minor problem; some shortsighted and deluded populist might try to end the chickenhawk deferments. (law school, banking intern, business hero, politician's daughter, Disney star, etc.) We all know, if the productive occupations, farmer - engineer - nurse, stayed home and produced while the parasitic occupations, financial engineer - coercion consultant - pollster, were to have their butt shot at, our society would just break down. Who would negotiate with China for more loans? Who would reinterpret our Constitution for us? Who would explain why we need to invest more money to win? What would we po' unsupervised children do. America might become so déclassé that someone from the FFA could attend a class at Yale. That would be the final stake in the heart of our freedoms.
Via: Tywkidbi

Thursday, June 3, 2010