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Our former VP, Darth Cheney, has suffered a 5th heart attack. Make your own Borg jokes. Predictably, some media sources have excoriated others for even mentioning cost: "..war hero..", "..outpouring of venom..." Below are a few cost estimates, arrived at by old-fashoned averaging of multiple sources.
- $ 100 K - Cost of Device
- $ Half Million - Estimated current bill
- $ 55 K - Previous mild heart attack
- Lifetime bill - Top Secret, National Security, eyes only
- $ 34 Million + amenities - Estimated current worth
- Tapayer (you) - Footing the bills
In a related development, Congress is working to balance the military budget with caps on VA healthcare expenses. The anything goes lifetime medical plan for themselves and their families remains untouched.
